Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Sometimes it's the little things...

@Laurachivers what we do doesn't seem important when events take a turn for the worse - but we're happy if we gave you any reason to smile x -- Liam Fray (@What_Liam_Said)

The rule of three...

Nothing hurts more than love,

Nothing will ever cut you deeper,
Nothing leaves a scar like love.
To the boy I thought I loved at fourteen.
To the boy I kissed at sixteen.
To the boy that made me smile at twenty four.
Why don’t you see me?
Why don’t you care?
Why are you not listening to me?

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Fifty Shades Of Grey?

So I just had a little look to see what all the fuss was about.
I'm disappointed.
The novelist in me has ripped it to pieces.
In fact if Mr. Grey cocked his head to one side just one more time, i'd have been forced to snap his neck.
No, really...
Men do not cock their necks.
That's a woman's game.
We do it to be cute...
And when something confuses us...
Speaking of women...
The frisky female inside of me wasn't turned on either...
Maybe I am not the lonely housewife I once thought I was.
Maybe it takes more than just a few dirty words to turn me on.
Maybe i've had better sex than Mr. Grey?
But in conclusion I feel I have discovered a wonderful captive audience.
Now all I need to do is write about an average looking young girl, with hardly any bedroom experience and an extremely attractive American male who is amazing in bed and has a love for all things filthy.
The kind of man that would pin you down and fuck you.
This should, in theory, make me a multi millionaire.
Now where to find a twisted plot such as this?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

You are like a long lost lover

I havent posted anything for quite a while. This is because im having a love affair with my notebook. That and my life has become a dirty fantasy that i dont ever want to share. But im back to reality now and the funs over. I read somewhere that working full time ruins yoour life. I agree. You know i never wanted to fall in love. It was never up there on my top 10 things to do list. Which needs up dating by the way. Nailed all 10 things on that list. Love isnt something i want to spend time with. Or believe. My mind was always too busy being blown by other things. Like music.